Investing for beginners

Πάρτε ένα μάθημα, έρχονατι δύσκολοι καιροί

Ο διάλογος που ακολουθεί είναι φανταστικός, και γαμώ τους διαλόγους:

Χ: So, how do you decide where to invest? Do you invest only in specific sectors, like defence for example?

Teach me Master Υ, so I can invest my MASSIVE Xmas bonus

MasteR Y:You should invest in “XXX non stop shagging”…it is a entertainment company investing in emerging countries like Romania, Poland, Thailand, Brazil and any country providing “raw resources” to the market…

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